tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36805245.post6819578621108554464..comments2023-09-07T11:10:05.486+01:00Comments on A little piece of me: The mum returns home as a cyborg.crpitthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10740212737574269503noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36805245.post-77846010400384996052008-06-23T02:57:00.000+01:002008-06-23T02:57:00.000+01:00I'm practicing my UK phrases so I can blend in whe...I'm practicing my UK phrases so I can blend in when I come there. Still trying to figure out "Crikey."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36805245.post-84358762831954007692008-06-23T02:54:00.000+01:002008-06-23T02:54:00.000+01:00Sorry about that. Jeri Ryan was threatening to ass...Sorry about that. Jeri Ryan was threatening to assimilate me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36805245.post-37160289342827600142008-06-19T00:19:00.000+01:002008-06-19T00:19:00.000+01:00@bird, well I suspect the mum is a borg I don't ha...@bird, well I suspect the mum is a borg I don't have conclusive proof yet.<BR/><BR/>Hell No she doesn't look like seven of nine, I would of sold her on ebay of she did :)<BR/><BR/>Thanks for taking the time to read about the mum, that was very nice of you and much appreciated.<BR/><BR/>:)crpitthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10740212737574269503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36805245.post-59586654611887865222008-06-17T22:11:00.000+01:002008-06-17T22:11:00.000+01:00Holy cow, your mum is BORG! Does she resemble 7 of...Holy cow, your mum is BORG! Does she resemble 7 of 9? I always wanted to be her. Or at least be able to wear a catsuit with lots of metal bits on.<BR/><BR/>Seriously though Claire I just read through a bunch of your posts about your mum and I'm soooo glad the operation went well and she's come home already, what a long time to be going through such stress! All the best of luck to you both.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36805245.post-66011654718191358072008-06-16T16:17:00.000+01:002008-06-16T16:17:00.000+01:00@jenn, I can handle the masses :)I am only comfort...@jenn, I can handle the masses :)<BR/>I am only comfortable drawing my own doodle boobs and other non family members :)<BR/><BR/>The mum/cyborg is very quiet at the moment, I think she is definitely up to something. She keeps getting annoyed when I wake her up at odd times to check on her robotic reflexes.crpitthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10740212737574269503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36805245.post-82111016518099249952008-06-16T13:09:00.000+01:002008-06-16T13:09:00.000+01:00It's boob inequity, Claire. That's why the masses ...It's boob inequity, Claire. That's why the masses are uprising. :)<BR/><BR/>Be careful of your mom and those nefarious robot plans. You know what Dr. Who's Cybermen can do. I don't want you to have to blog from inside a giant soup tin. :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36805245.post-29218227008618947722008-06-15T22:07:00.000+01:002008-06-15T22:07:00.000+01:00@laura, I did not take her boobs, I left them out ...@laura, I did not take her boobs, I left them out :)<BR/>I will check her chamber for the blender now, if your lucky it might not be dismantled.<BR/><BR/>@sandee, Poor mum! what about poor Claire who has to live with a cyborg :(<BR/><BR/>Thank you for the continued well wishes :)crpitthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10740212737574269503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36805245.post-38104932205911732072008-06-15T21:58:00.000+01:002008-06-15T21:58:00.000+01:00Your poor mum. You do give her a rough time from ...Your poor mum. You do give her a rough time from time to time don't you. I'm glad she is home and doing bloody well. Prayers and good wishes will continue. Have a great day Red. :)Sandeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06785788498697004273noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36805245.post-69141574486346262892008-06-15T18:28:00.000+01:002008-06-15T18:28:00.000+01:00It seems only fair that she get all the appliances...It seems only fair that she get all the appliances since it looks like you took her boobs. <BR/><BR/>BTW... I'm sure I had a blender on the counter when I made coffee this morning. Tell her she can not assimilate on this side of the ocean yet.Laura Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06774385463320319572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36805245.post-49514760614043173592008-06-15T15:12:00.000+01:002008-06-15T15:12:00.000+01:00@Linda, I will never give in, never surrender! Ooo...@Linda, I will never give in, never surrender! Ooops I went a bit Galaxy Quest then. I am a master at resistance.<BR/><BR/>@petra, Are you pulling my leg, yanking my chain? Vacuum is a large sucking device, not to be confused with a vibrator.<BR/><BR/>@drowsey, Hey don't encourage the Olga. My doodle boobs are art imitating life :)<BR/>Lmao :)crpitthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10740212737574269503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36805245.post-72553061709412725792008-06-15T04:15:00.000+01:002008-06-15T04:15:00.000+01:00lol @ Olga. I was just back here and looking at y...lol @ Olga. I was just back here and looking at your doodle and thinking the same thing. I mean, I notice you draw your boobies very round and full ... ahahaha ... leave it to Olga to mention it!MYMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17679094659957098225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36805245.post-39268554306614901002008-06-15T03:26:00.000+01:002008-06-15T03:26:00.000+01:00What exactly is a vacuum?? Irons I've heard of but...What exactly is a vacuum?? Irons I've heard of but thank gawd for drycleaners so I don't actually have to figure out how they work....<BR/><BR/>Vibrators??? Those I get... :-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36805245.post-29090594718044111322008-06-15T03:11:00.000+01:002008-06-15T03:11:00.000+01:00I hate to tell ya this but resistance is futile yo...I hate to tell ya this but resistance is futile you know! Just give in and be assimilated, you'll be happier that way!Lindahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05698969349369789642noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36805245.post-87378816592263117872008-06-15T00:30:00.000+01:002008-06-15T00:30:00.000+01:00@olga, I am disturbed by this need to see the mums...@olga, I am disturbed by this need to see the mums boobage, I hope this is just a professional interest?crpitthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10740212737574269503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36805245.post-59731626149352456082008-06-15T00:21:00.000+01:002008-06-15T00:21:00.000+01:00Oh come on...anything is better than NOTHING!!!Oh come on...anything is better than NOTHING!!!Olga, the Traveling Brahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09086918302815822367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36805245.post-85815730208004057782008-06-15T00:20:00.000+01:002008-06-15T00:20:00.000+01:00@olga, the mum may deserve boobies, but I don't th...@olga, the mum may deserve boobies, but I don't think she would appreciate my accurate depiction of them :)crpitthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10740212737574269503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36805245.post-55253755054338972432008-06-15T00:17:00.000+01:002008-06-15T00:17:00.000+01:00I am very disappointed Claire - your poor mum dese...I am very disappointed Claire - your poor mum <I>deserves</I> boobies! Maybe if you gave her a nice pair she'd leave your toaster alone...<BR/>Just saying.Olga, the Traveling Brahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09086918302815822367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36805245.post-3304163187466610592008-06-15T00:15:00.000+01:002008-06-15T00:15:00.000+01:00@jamie, that would be awesome! I will have to look...@jamie, that would be awesome! I will have to look into that.<BR/><BR/>@nate smith, If I did that I would have to get real job, we will have to make it work some how :)<BR/><BR/>@lana, I need to get some magnets, then. At the moment I only have fridge magnets I don't think they are powerful enough.<BR/><BR/>@drowsey, thanks drowsey, its hard to tell the world that my mum is a cyborg, but I think people should know the risks of surgery today :)<BR/><BR/>@jillian, shit your right! I better slap some solar panels on that cyborg bitch stat! Thanks for comment as always :)crpitthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10740212737574269503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36805245.post-9988290252989769692008-06-14T23:49:00.000+01:002008-06-14T23:49:00.000+01:00LOL... Cyborgs who need to be plugged in are hell ...LOL... Cyborgs who need to be plugged in are hell on the electric bill. Good to know everything is cool!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36805245.post-46121655105416630782008-06-14T21:45:00.000+01:002008-06-14T21:45:00.000+01:00love the doodles, lolSo glad to hear you're mom is...love the doodles, lol<BR/><BR/>So glad to hear you're mom is home and that she has such a good daughter to help her assimilate :)MYMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17679094659957098225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36805245.post-27243851153899879712008-06-14T20:15:00.000+01:002008-06-14T20:15:00.000+01:00You could try reprogramming her & if that fails, t...You could try reprogramming her & if that fails, try magnets. *L* (Glad she's home.)Lana Gramlichhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06975996208260144558noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36805245.post-29066070867249705712008-06-14T17:24:00.000+01:002008-06-14T17:24:00.000+01:00It is just such a bummer when a mum is turned into...It is just such a bummer when a mum is turned into a cyborg. Sometimes you have no choice but to ctrl-alt-delete her.<BR/><BR/>http://nateisablog.blogspot.comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36805245.post-37287476208945495442008-06-14T16:49:00.000+01:002008-06-14T16:49:00.000+01:00Look at the bright side. Once she has a hose comi...Look at the bright side. Once she has a hose coming out of her head, you will never have to hoover again.Durward Discussionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15023629504094283860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36805245.post-80046222458303249952008-06-14T15:54:00.000+01:002008-06-14T15:54:00.000+01:00@raymond, You forgot Star Trek and the borg, you s...@raymond, You forgot Star Trek and the borg, you should be ashamed of yourself. Love your use of 'sod off' that's a favourite saying of mine. I would like to hope the mum is more bionic woman than terminator but time will tell. Thanks for such an ace comment :)<BR/><BR/>@Carol, The mum liked being in a cupboard :) and I wouldn't let her get anywhere near my appliances :)<BR/><BR/>@trukindog, I will put it on a high shelf, but knowing my luck she will be able to fly up and get it.<BR/><BR/>@thriftcriminal, Thanks thrifty :) If all the borg looked like seven of nine I wouldn't mind them so much :)<BR/><BR/>@artconstellation,Thanks for saying that, especially when I love your blog a lot! The toaster is safe for now, I am keeping a close eye on it.<BR/><BR/>@empress bee, I am not giving the mum boobies.crpitthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10740212737574269503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36805245.post-80444627804117812732008-06-14T14:39:00.000+01:002008-06-14T14:39:00.000+01:00where are her boobies red? did you take them? gi...where are her boobies red? did you take them? give her some hugs from podunk please and give her some boobies...<BR/><BR/>smiles, bee<BR/>xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoEmpress Bee (of the high sea)https://www.blogger.com/profile/08300140506585000934noreply@blogger.com