21 May 2007

Manic Monday: Graphic

Welcome to Manic Monday the GRAPHIC EDITION!
My method this week was to type Graphic jokes into the google search engine and then click on images. This would hopefully lead to Graphic, Graphic jokes.
I had to hold back on some of the ones i found!

It wouldn't be any fun if i didn't post a song with some Graphic Lyrics: You have been warned!

The lyrics for those that cant understand the accent!
She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm.
Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm.
But after ten pints, she looked quite fit,
Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits.
Slap that and ride the ripples, just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples.
Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins, she was a mound of flesh.

Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,
Sweaty Betty, she's got enormous thighs,
Sweaty Betty, have you smelled her breath?
Sweaty Betty, she'd crush a man to death.

I knew that she wanted me to shag her, so I stabbed her cunt with my mutton dagger.
I couldn't believe the size of her bum,
She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.
I've seen nowt like it since the day I was born,
But you know me, I'll shag owt that's warm.

Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,
Sweaty Betty, she's got massive tits,
Sweaty Betty, she's got a huge vagina,
Sweaty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside her,
She's so obscene, three tons of margarine,
She's like a lump of lard
But Sweaty Betty makes my willy hard.


  1. Comments are working now :D

  2. This new Blogger feature is a pain. You would think they would make comments the default rather than no comments. Anyway. Thank goodness for British accents, I couldn't understand a word of the lyrics. :-)

    The jokes were funny.

  3. It is a pain indeed!:(
    Thanks for letting me know :D

    I have provided the lyrics for you, i wouldn't want you to miss out ;)

  4. Good ones Claire. You have such a wonderful, twisted mind :) Happy MM.

  5. claire i think you drank ear juice! bwahahahahahah

    smiles, bee

  6. wow--too cool! Have a good one!

  7. That's funny! I think lots of folks could get a little off color with the graphic theme.

    Oh - as for comments, the first post I did I had to click allow for comments, but now it seems to be defaulting to allow. Go figure!

  8. Oh gosh! Those were great. :)
    I knew someone would post something graphic...had a feeling it'd be you, Claire.

    Thanks for a great MM post.

    Have a good one.

  9. Nobody so far has really shown what a graphic is ! Now I start doubting if I was wrong, lol !

  10. that's funny, my monday morning keeps me alive lol!

  11. Happy Monday. Mine neck is a killin' me neck.

  12. woo hoo - so glad to be a woman...

  13. You couldn't get more graphic than those lyrics could you?!

  14. Too stinkin funny!!! LOL!!!

  15. Rollin' the floor Claire. But poor Gattina really is having a hard time getting it this week. Can't wait for next week, hooked on yet another meme x x

  16. Oh my Lord, where did you find that? LMAO!

  17. That song - well, I'm still sitting here snickering over the words! Kind of brings to mind a song I heard many years back -like over 40 years ago - sung by Doug Clark and the Hot Nuts group - title was "The Big Friggin' Wheel" and it is a riot too! If some think your mind is twisted for having posted that, then what does that say for the minds of those of us who read that and chuckle? We're all more than a tad twisted, don't 'cha know?

  18. Claire - I've had blogger woes for days. It's only a few days til peace globes launch and they've messed up the Picasa gallery so that I can't add new globes.

    Mims is not happy.

    If it helps, I've learned that the comment function must be manually enabled EVERYTIME you use the new save function. A royal pain. Then I completely lost a long post on Friday because of the new feature. I've started writing everything in Word first. I hate it. I hope they get the gallery thing fixed soon or I'll have to relocate all the globes.


    Have a great Monday!

  19. Gotta love anyone who appreciates "large women."

    Thanks for providing the lyrics. Caught most of them, but some were tough for this Yank.

  20. Happy MM.

    Be well and enjoy the day.

  21. Sweaty Betty, was hilarious! You always find funny things! :) Have a great week!


    Hell YEAH

    Awesome post for the theme--just excellent!