The mother is on her way home and will swiftly be put back into her cupboard. This means i have to do some housework! Buggers!
Update: It has arrived! She is looking very well and promises to let me photograph the lovely scar, which i know you will enjoy.
So a joke in her honour:
Counting In The Hole!
A man is strolling past a lunatic asylum when he hears a loud chanting. "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!" goes the noise form within the mental hospital's wards. The man's curiosity gets the better of him and he searches for a hole in the security fence. It's not long before he finds a small crack, so he leans forward and peers in. Instantly, someone jabs him in the eye. As he reels back in agony, the chanting continues: "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"