Americanisms?

Americanisms and their British Slang Equivalents

1. Cooties. Instead say Lurgy, both mean an unspecified contagious disease.
2. Booger. Instead say Bogey,meaning crusty stuff in your nose (a piece of nasal mucus).
3. Buttinsky. Instead say Nosy Parker, meaning a nosy person or a busy body.
4. Doohickey. Instead say a Thingamajig, meaning a word used for an unknown item.
5. Fanny pack. Instead say Bum bag actually say neither! meaning a pouch like bag.
6. mom-and-pop. Instead say the corner shop meaning a small family run business.
7. Plumber butt (crack). Instead say Builders Bum, not that different eh? meaning handy man's arse is hanging out of his pants, normally not a nice site! except for Tisha's fella.
8. Rutabaga. Instead say Turnip or Swede! (just a swede actually)meaning vegetable Brassica napus napobrassica.
9. Stool pigeon. Instead say Grass, meaning a police informer.
10. Popsicle. Instead say Ice Lolly or Lolly ice meaning A trademarked brand of frozen juice, or flavored ice on a stick.
11. Ornery. Instead say Cranky meaning irritable, crotchety or trouble making.
12. Ladybug. Instead say Ladybird meaning a beetle.
13. Jack off. Instead say Erm 'having a wank' , meaning look it up yourself!

I hope you enjoyed my attempt to bring us all closer together by focusing on daft things!