4 Oct 2007
Operation Cancelled
The cupboard monster has not been operated on due to her 'levels' not being right. By levels they mean the amount potassium in her blood and other steroid levels, if they are not just right it means no operation. Which is good i suppose, as i wouldn't want them to rush it and bugger things up even more.
So operation will be sometime next week as doctors have long weekends! Its a good thing the cupboard monster is use to all this and doesn't mind languishing in a hospital bed for another week. Maybe she is trying to get out of eating my cooking?
Thanks for all the thoughts and wishes, the cupboard monster and i really appreciate it!
Its only appropriate that i find another operation joke :)
A lady says to her doctor, "My husband has been complaining that my vagina has an odor, but I bent over and took a whiff, and I don't smell anything."
The doctor examines her, and then says, "You need an operation."
She asks, "On my vagina?"
He says, "No. On your nose!"
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Well, bugger that then, eh? Hope Mum has a lovely weekend languishing in bed and getting a break from you and your bad jokes!!!
ReplyDeletegive mum a hug from me and tell her not to let them smell her, er, never mind...
ReplyDeletesmiles, bee
I hope she gets some rest while she's laid up in the hospital!
ReplyDeleteWell, dagnabit! Poor mum...languishing in a hospital for another week. I hope they have a telly in the room, at least!
ReplyDelete(Bee, I'm shocked! - Not!)
Sending the best to your Mum; hope those levels sort themselves out soon so she can get back to your fabulous cooking :o) Is the hospital very far away? Hope you're managing to keep up with your course work. A joke for you:
ReplyDeleteJohn Smith gets home from work one day and finds his wife has been crying. "What's wrong?" he asks.
"John, promise you won't get mad, but I went to see the new doctor today and he told me I've got a pretty pussy."
"WHAT?" he shouts. With that he grabs a baseball bat from the cupboard and storms down to the doctor's office and through the reception area.
Without knocking he bursts into the doctor's office. The doctor is in the process of giving an old lady a breast examination. She screams and tries to cover herself. Without waiting, Mr. Smith charges up to the doctor, smashes the baseball bat down on the desk and says, "You flaming pervert how dare you say my wife has a pretty pussy!"
The doctor replies, "I'm sorry Mr. Smith, but there has been a misunderstanding. I only told your wife that she has Acute Angina."
Rx
Oh, what a wicked, wicked joke!! Haa haa haa!!!
ReplyDeleteHope Mum gets better soon.
Oh poor Mum, hope they get it sorted soon. Love the joke!
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