4 Oct 2007
The cupboard monster has not been operated on due to her 'levels' not being right. By levels they mean the amount potassium in her blood and other steroid levels, if they are not just right it means no operation. Which is good i suppose, as i wouldn't want them to rush it and bugger things up even more.
So operation will be sometime next week as doctors have long weekends! Its a good thing the cupboard monster is use to all this and doesn't mind languishing in a hospital bed for another week. Maybe she is trying to get out of eating my cooking?
Thanks for all the thoughts and wishes, the cupboard monster and i really appreciate it!
Its only appropriate that i find another operation joke :)
A lady says to her doctor, "My husband has been complaining that my vagina has an odor, but I bent over and took a whiff, and I don't smell anything."
The doctor examines her, and then says, "You need an operation."
She asks, "On my vagina?"
He says, "No. On your nose!"