29 Jan 2007

Manic Monday: Numero One is Crusing!

Welcome to the first Manic Monday! To find out more please click above Manic Monday Banner and meet the creator.
The Banner was designed byJanna
The first theme/scheme will be........
Heres a joke!

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said,

"Pardon me, madam.

I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."

"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"

I dedicate the joke to E'bee!

Also i may of found the real Tom Cruise's Blog!Another Cruise


  1. hey honey i think that was me! and the hat was red! who told???? ha ha ha

    great one....bee

  2. Claire -- that was a great joke!
    Thank you so much for participating in my new "meme" -- I really appreciate your support and friendship!
    Manic Mo

  3. I thought it was you! here's a question what would you save:
    Accordion or Hat?lol!

    Cheers Mo, it was a pleasure!

  4. great photo, i want you to know i am stealing it for some other day.

  5. Feel free sarge! just click on it.

  6. hmmmm, accordian or hat, accordian or hat, accordian or hat. well i have one accordian and 15 hats, hmm, ok, the HAT!!!! of course. you just can't find enough good red hats!!! smiles, bee

  7. *LOL* That's a great joke! The picture of the ship was cool too.
    Thanks for sharing. The Tom Cruise blog was hillarious! I might have to post a link to that one. heh heh

  8. I've done the Manic Monday thing too.

  9. Great joke and woohoo for the Linkies! I still have to put up my post.. but you know it will be there eventually!

  10. Well done and what a great start to a Monday morning reading your joke.

  11. I am sending this joke to my Mama.

  12. funny joke. this is fun and thanks for cruising by my blog!

  13. LOL - very funny joke. I have to translate it and tell my mom when I talk to her this evening (we are from Germany) =)

  14. Now that was really funny! I love the picture. Congrats on the Mr Linky - isn't it great?

  15. great joke Claire, hope you are having a great day too.