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2 May 2007

Blow Job

Fancy a few tips for the perfect blow job? Dare you read more?






Blowing balloons of course! These are just a few of the balloons i blew up for my sisters birthday on Sunday.
  • You need big lungs, for deep breaths.
  • Don't forget to stretch your balloon before blowing.
  • Shut living room door so you don't wake sleeping sister and spoil the surprise!


30 comments:

  1. well you got me on that one! made me look....

    smiles, bee

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  2. You are SO bad!

    What kind of traffic are you trying to attract anyway??? :-)

    LOL

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  3. Cheers Simone, i try.

    Hey E'bee, made you look, made you stare, made you look at my balloons!

    Kai, i don't know what you mean? I am providing valuable tips for balloon blowing!

    (any traffic!LOL)

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  4. Now's the time when I'm supposed to say something cheeky, but this time, I'd better keep my thoughts private. ;-)

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  5. Some of those balloons look suspiciously like...well...nevermind.

    Hey! This "read more" didn't skeer me!

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  6. I see a huge surge of Google hits

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  7. Very valuable information. Of course I was going to read more....:)

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  8. Ha ha! That was a good one! :)

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  9. Phew you had me worried there Claire!

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  10. Of course, I had to read this! LOL

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  11. I'm getting a bit afraid to open these

    read more's!!!!!!!!! :)

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  12. I thought it was going to be about blow-drying your hair lol

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  13. I'm learning that when you throw it out there it's safe, it's when your subtle that we should be alarmed.

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  14. just looking, not lurking! ha ha

    smiles, bee

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  15. You will get some interesting hits on this title.

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  16. Wow! LOL now that funneh :)

    nice... um balloons
    ROFL

    Happy WW!

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  17. Dear God woman, you're shameless! That top photo could be amended with just a little photoshopping...

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  18. Yes please!!!

    Oh, I mean, uh, oh nevermind....

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  19. I don't mess with balloons. They scare me!

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  20. quite a set of lungs ya got there, babe!

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  21. I came to your site from another link --too funny, you had me going there.

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  22. are you sure those were supposed to be used as balloons? hihi!

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  23. HA! OMG ... where did you get those? Maybe I don't wanna know.

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