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6 Aug 2007

Claire-Speak

Some of you Septic Tanks (who do i mean?) have trouble understanding me, don't be a milk sop and work it out :)

The lovely gracie has taken matters into her own german bands and written this Claire-Speak

12 comments:

  1. well effen y'all ever happen to get to Podunk, we'll be a learning you some proper inglesh.

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  2. red i thought we both spoke english! but i still don't get it you little splinker!

    smiles, bee

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  3. and hey! who you callin' a septic tank? i KNOW what that is red. you little winker...

    smiles, bee

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  4. You'd think the septics would of learnt to speak proper like we duz!

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  5. I would go to say hello, but unfortunately she doesn't allow anonymous comments, which really means that non-Blogger users can't comment. I wish Blogger would make that clear to users.

    Anyway, to use the Cockerney rhyming slang properly,you need to drop the explanatory second rhyming part.

    IE cream-crackered=creamed.

    You're having a bubble! = bubble bath = laugh.

    That'll really get on their thrupneys...... :-D

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  6. Septic Tanks = Yanks I suppose. Hey I'm English and I don't understand her half the time.

    Anyway Yanks aren't Yanks if they come from the South, or at least as I understand it

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  7. I'm not mentioning my thrupneys here thank you :-D

    Maybe you should do a whole post in cockney Claire!

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  8. I am spreckening the correct queens anglish!

    Trust Chris to mention thrupneys :D

    Alison, it would have to be in painful Mockney but i accept your challenge!

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  9. I volunteer to check it for accuracy first ;-)

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  10. Oh my, I've got to go check this out! :)

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  11. Gawdon Bennet! Claire is a cute girl wiv Club Med 'air who 'ikes all over England. OK?
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    I learned a little bit about us septic tanks and the like, and rhyming Cockney slang, as in "Gotta take a camel hump."

    I just wish y'all had rhymed river bank or something nice like that with yank. A septic tank is all full of goo and is yucky. I hope that's not the point!

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