The mum is returning home today, which is great, but unfortunately I think she is a cyborg out to kill me. How else do you explain this speedy exit from hospital? It was estimated that she would spend at least six months in recovery, but this has been shortened to a week! I think I am going to be in for a rough time.
Cyborgs steal your household electrics!
Okay I don't mind, any excuse not to clean up, so she can have the iron and vacuum cleaner, as long as she leaves the kettle alone and the toaster. I am going to need my coffee if I need to do battle with her new evil cyborg tendencies.